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R. Sponsors

Rothschild (R) Sponsors developed an interest in journalism when he wandered away from his school group on a tour of the Chicago Tribune building at age 8. He was found two days later living in the Richard Daley section of the Tribune archives, though he claimed to have only experienced 3 hours of lost time. After attending two trimesters at Columbia College, R dropped out to fulfill his duty of uncompromising investigative reporting and political intrigue. If you recognize him on the street, it’s already too late.